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[Firefox]

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet, and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
And as someone recently said to me:

“Don’t worry too much about old age -- It doesn’t last that long.”

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[mountaintree16]

Love it

[sho-dan]

Another good one Firefox

Firefox, on 20 August 2012 - 03:38 PM, said:

“Don’t worry too much about old age -- It doesn’t last that long.”

"You know you're old if your walker has an airbag" .(Phyllis Diller RIP 8/12)