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[goldhound]

do mature women get such cool names like " Cougar " and i am called a dirty old man?

[sho-dan]

goldhound, on 19 January 2012 - 04:08 PM, said:

do mature women get such cool names like " Cougar " and i am called a dirty old man?

Because you are goldhound.

[ShyWriter]

goldhound, on 19 January 2012 - 04:08 PM, said:

do mature women get such cool names like " Cougar " and i am called a dirty old man?

Truth hurts, doesn't it Wayne? (*Grinning, Ducking and Running*)

At least you get a sex-related response; all I get is, "Are you kidding me old man?"



Steve

[goldhound]

Sheesh! You guys are a real help
Had more to say but best i don't go there

[goldhound]

Hold on..... i do have more!
http://sports.yahoo....-161402778.html

[ShyWriter]

sho-dan, on 19 January 2012 - 04:24 PM, said:

Because you are goldhound.

Wayne's a hound dog alright but he's not sniffing for Gold.. (Lord forgive me and bless the pigmies in.. <whatever GET 'ER DONE says in his act>

No rest for the wicked.. And I've been working overtime..

Steve

[ShyWriter]

goldhound, on 19 January 2012 - 05:01 PM, said:

Hold on..... i do have more!
http://sports.yahoo....-161402778.html

Hey Wayne,

I *KNOW* this woman!!!

Steve

[wildman424]

That's an ugly women

[goldhound]

wildman424, on 20 January 2012 - 10:39 AM, said:

That's an ugly women

Not to an ol' Tomcat like Steve or me

[ShyWriter]

goldhound, on 20 January 2012 - 02:03 PM, said:

Not to an ol' Tomcat like Steve or me

There are no UGLY women folk Ernie.. Just depends on how much Jack Daniels Black we ol' Tomcats have to drink to bring out their inner beauty..

As any old Gold hunter knows, "Flakes in the pan's worth more than nuggets in the bush." (Damn; Hey Wayne; I think I missed my calling at writing one-line parables as a job.)

Steve

[wildman424]

you guys

[goldhound]

wildman424, on 20 January 2012 - 04:13 PM, said:

you guys

Good thing we don't live close together

[goldhound]

ShyWriter, on 20 January 2012 - 02:51 PM, said:

There are no UGLY women folk Ernie.. Just depends on how much Jack Daniels Black we ol' Tomcats have to drink to bring out their inner beauty..

As any old Gold hunter knows, "Flakes in the pan's worth more than nuggets in the bush." (Damn; Hey Wayne; I think I missed my calling at writing one-line parables as a job.)

Steve

Twisted parables could go viral, do it! How's your voice over?
Jack who? Is he the guy who plays fiddle Steve? No wait, that's Charlie
I prefer Glen Livet, smooth guy, he makes em all Queens at closing time

Wayne

[wildman424]

wildman424, on 20 January 2012 - 04:13 PM, said:

you guys

I could only imagine the trouble we could get into together

[ShyWriter]

goldhound, on 20 January 2012 - 09:52 PM, said:

Twisted parables could go viral, do it! How's your voice over?
Jack who? Is he the guy who plays fiddle Steve? No wait, that's Charlie
I prefer Glen Livet, smooth guy, he makes em all Queens at closing time

Wayne

The trouble with Scotch making 'em all Queens at closing time Wayne, is there's Queens.. and then there's queens.. And One of us still has to be sober enough to see the difference. Altho'; I can honestly say, in my 68 years of being a hound dog, I *never* found any surprises when I went through my "roaming hands, braille routine".. *wry smile*

I've heard tales about such things though, ya know? Enough to shock a boozer into being as straight-laced as a Southern Baptist preacher...

@Ernie; you'd have fun with Wayne and myself.. We hold ourselves to the highest of standards! We don't meet those standards, but we're aware of their existence.

Steve..