Posted 20 August 2012 - 03:38 PM
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet, and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
And as someone recently said to me:
“Don’t worry too much about old age -- It doesn’t last that long.”
Dell Precision T7500, Win7 Ultimate 64bit fully updated, McAfee Corp Edition v8.8,
Watchguard Firewall, Intel Xeon E5606CPU, Dual Quad Core Processors, 16GB Ram,
E5606 @ 2.13GHz, Nvidia Quadro NVS420, Raid-1 Dual 1TB Sata 10000 rpm Hard Drives
Dual DVD Burners, IE10, Opera, MBAM
Posted 20 August 2012 - 06:33 PM
Computer Specs given when asked.
Bleeping Computer Malware Study Hall Junior
Posted 20 August 2012 - 08:21 PM
Posted 21 August 2012 - 09:44 PM
"You know you're old if your walker has an airbag" .(Phyllis Diller RIP 8/12)
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