Posted 17 January 2012 - 05:11 PM
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become,asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl.
"My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff,' but before
she could say 'F**k' the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.
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Posted 17 January 2012 - 05:46 PM
Now THAT was a cute joke..
People sleep easy in their beds at night only because
rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who
would do them harm. ~~ Orson Wells
Posted 18 January 2012 - 03:10 PM
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