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[Lazer]

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE



A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the

airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you

strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'



The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed

it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you

like to talk about?'



'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.. 'How about

nuclear power?' and he smiles.



OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,

and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - .. Yet a

deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a

flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried

grass. Why do you suppose that is?'



The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's

intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have

no idea.....'



To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel

qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know

shit?

[YoKenny1]

Good un

[Electrobrandino]

NICE! LOL

[CharlesT]

LOL .. actually told this one to co worker haha ..