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[elianna]

None For You
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
“Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.

“Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning.”

Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”
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[exile360]

! Good one .

[Jaxryley]

Yep, good one!

Get none here either and I don't even kick the cat.

[exile360]

Man, I don't even HAVE a cat...wait, maybe that's the problem

[bailey2007player]

exile360, on Apr 9 2009, 12:07 AM, said:

Man, I don't even HAVE a cat...wait, maybe that's the problem

but i do and it's funny

[myau]

I don't really get the cat part. I don't have a cat also.

[YoKenny1]

myau, on Jun 11 2009, 02:56 AM, said:

I don't really get the cat part. I don't have a cat also.

This might give you a clue:
http://www.english-t.../ftopic450.html

English is hard to understand sometimes and with jokes it makes it harder because sometimes a word has 2 meanings.

[yardbird]

YoKenny, you speak French?

[AdvancedSetup]

It is known as a Double entendre

In this case it refers to a certain area of a woman that is often referred to a cat by another name.

[YoKenny1]

yardbird, on Jun 11 2009, 03:24 AM, said:

YoKenny, you speak French?

Only enough to get in me trouble as I am originally from England and afflicted with a British sense of humor that causes me to chuckle at the weirdest things:
http://www.anglik.net/britishjokes.htm

[yardbird]

YoKenny1, on Jun 11 2009, 12:36 AM, said:

Only enough to get in me trouble as I am originally from England and afflicted with a British sense of humor that causes me to chuckle at the weirdest things:
http://www.anglik.net/britishjokes.htm

Well stay out of trouble...speak english then

[mountaintree16]

I had to read the last part twice to actually get it.

Edit: Okay, I was just reading through the rest of the thread and apparently they weren't even talking about a cat... I had thought that the little boy meant that the dad didn't' get to eat the cat.

[YoKenny1]

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?


Because it scares the dog.

[yardbird]

been a while since I heard that one

[Bobc11]

Rock on!