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Started by groove1, Jun 11 2009 02:11 PM

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 02:11 PM

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A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch".

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 07:44 PM

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A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:

"Do you serve lawyers here?"

"Sure."

"Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 07:53 PM

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No trees were harmed in the posting of this message...however an extraordinarily large number of electrons were horribly inconvenienced.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 01:17 PM

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A dyslexic walks into a bra....

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 04:06 PM

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Jaxryley, on Jun 12 2009, 06:17 AM, said:

A dyslexic walks into a bra....

*getting out cleaner to mop up laptop screen after spitting out coffee with laughter*

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 11:14 PM

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I didn't get this until reading it for the fourth time.

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 02:01 AM

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Jaxryley, on Jun 12 2009, 09:17 AM, said:

A dyslexic walks into a bra....

Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who can't get to sleep while pondering the existence of "Dog."

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He ended up selling his soul to Santa.