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From : Mr. Suresh Singh of Tamil Nadu, India
To: Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
Problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to ’sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘MY Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is noteven a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only..

9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God shake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

11. Why is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS


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exile360
I see he is from India, and judging by how well he understands computers/Windows, he must work as tech support for a computer company's call center. I've dealt with many of them and am always appreciative of their deep understanding of PC's.
YoKenny1
QUOTE (exile360 @ Mar 17 2009, 09:53 PM) *
I see he is from India, and judging by how well he understands computers/Windows, he must work as tech support for a computer company's call center. I've dealt with many of them and am always appreciative of their deep understanding of PC's.

I see you like to Singh the praises of Technical Support laugh.gif
CharlesT
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You left out a comment about the search option ........ I can search rolleyes.gif and search but can't I find anything ha tongue.gif
exile360
QUOTE (YoKenny1 @ Mar 18 2009, 06:16 AM) *
I see you like to Singh the praises of Technical Support laugh.gif

QUOTE (CharlesT @ Mar 18 2009, 12:32 PM) *
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You left out a comment about the search option ........ I can search rolleyes.gif and search but can't I find anything ha tongue.gif


Glad to see I'm not the only one here who enjoys bad puns and sarchasm laugh.gif .
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