Late one night, a man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up
for over 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside he finds a young couple asleep in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him to a chair. Then he tries to tie the wife to the bed. While
tying the wife, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets
up and goes to the bathroom.


While he is in the bathroom, the husband whispers over to his wife,
"Listen honey, this guy is an escaped convict and appears to be very
dangerous. Look at his clothes; he appears to have spent a lot of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in a long time. Do whatever he tells you.
That's the only way we may come out of this alive. Satisfy him in any way
he wants, no matter how disgusting it might be for you. This guy is
obviously very dangerous and refusing him might put our lives in jeopardy.
Be strong honey, I love you."

His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay and thinks that you are cute. He asked me if
we had any Vaseline or KY jelly. I told him it is in the bathroom. Be
strong honey, I love you too!"

HA!

Thanks Sparsha! for a well needed rib crackin laugh.

HAhahahaha!

Seen this joke before, but still LOL at this

This was so funny.