Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

Here is a joke.A Story With A Moral
A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story
with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all
the regular type stuff, spilled milk and pennies saved.

Then teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Ernie was left. "Ernie, do you have
story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert torm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle

wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last enemy with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from

this horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."

Keep smiling....Bye...