Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Bill board:

"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tyre Store

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Vets waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Sign on the back of a another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Sign at a Gas station restaurant:

Eat Here

Get gas

Actual sign that used be somewhere on a farm between Fowler and Minneola, KS.

"No Trespassing. Every third salesman will be shot. The second one just left."

Sign spotted many years ago on a lonely highway somewhere in the mid-west...

Last Gas Before Next Station

lol those are hilarious

"On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed.""

there is a plumbing company that I've seen drive around where I live with this on it... sad but is often many times true...

Actual sign. Yes, It really exists!

What is funny is that yes these signs are funny... but there are people out there who need that sign and other what most people would think are stupid... for example the Keep hands and feet away from blades while running, on a lawn mower.... some people would really try to touch it if they didnt see the sign... thats why they are there in the first place..

Or "Caution HOT!!!" on the MacDonald's coffee cups (they actually got sued by a lady who spilled her own coffee on her lap in her car over this).

LOL! I read about a woman that did that, and I dunno if you read the same one or not, but apparently she sued like 3 yrs later for a bad sex life? LOL

"On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed.""


This one didn't click with me, would someone care to explain it?

They are saying without god you become weak, even for the shortest of time.