The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called:
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes:
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Trusting you will do the right thing.
P.S. If you have developed immunity from WINE and BEER, then as a last resort, take:
A ntidote for
N eurosis) for 2 weeks.
Posted 16 January 2012 - 08:41 AM
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Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
-H. Jackson Brown Jr.
It's not what we do once in a while that shapes our lives.
It's what we do consistently.
Posted 22 March 2012 - 03:45 PM
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"A witty saying proves nothing."
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