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#1 noknojon

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:49 PM

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.


'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'


Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
'How long will this take?' I asked.


'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.


I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'


Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'



He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

Although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.


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Posted 03 May 2012 - 08:24 AM

:lol: :lol: :blink: :blink: :wacko: :o

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:57 PM

Wow, good one. :)




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