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  1. HI ALL, just passing and wondering why I was here EDIT - Thanks to my mate on "Face something" ...............
  2. Thank you .. I know we both missed this option. Regards -
  3. Just to let you know I am still around, as I have only reported a few Spam Posts recently.. Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"... The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?" The 92 year old baby of them all was sitting at the kitchen table having a cup of tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure..... She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see .... ....who's at the door". Sure do miss a Preview tab beside the Submit Topic tab .. Unless there was something worked out
  4. Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. Thanks to Virgil: Don't know the original source.
  5. Hi again - I have added this article that may interest you Chameleon details "You will find Chameleon in a folder of the same name within the MBAM folder."
  6. Hi kevvyb - Chameleon is installed with the main program, and as part of the program.. This is like installing 4 wheels on your car. They will have tyres on them. I have used a car since you may simply relate it to what I said in my opening. Please tell us if you think your computer may be infected, or I will leave a "general product" link for you to read at your leisure .. Thank You for your interest.
  7. Hi Randy and Welcome You might want to contact Central Support Desk by email > HERE to explain the situation, Management may drop back to help you This area mainly works with domestic users, and directs others to the correct area if required. If they do not reply in a few days, please post back here and we will help further , Please be patient with them, as they can get very busy at times - Thank You for your interest..
  8. I will leave a link to a page that shows how to Fully uninstall, and then reinstall a scanner version only, if this is what you wish. Daleoc1 wishes to fully answer the question, so I have removed my content - Thank You -
  9. @ DD1 Stop and think that I am on the other side of the world (time-wise) and many of my time-stamps are totally out of sync with what you see and read. I waited till 9.00AM to report that my internet was on and off at strange times. My report was @ 10.00AM Monday by the time they rang back (a service so you are not sitting on the phone for hours) and the "South African" operator that reset my internet was in the middle of his shift at almost midnight Sunday his local time. So I was reporting a problem 10 hours prior to his reaching there.. You will find this on any International forum, where your time stamp and their time stamp can change in a series of posts. This was always one of the comments I had from Bleep Comp Forum when I was helping people there. They would ask if their time needed resetting. I do not know what time this will report up to when I hit Submit Reply. It may show yesterday, or it may hit tomorrows date. Just one of those things with international forums, and you may reply yesterday, or the board may compensate for this. I just posted a "Jokes" item many hours prior to the date being valid ?? Since this version has no Preview abilities, I just let it lay at whatever time / date it lands - EDIT - I may add that Guest View seems to be HIS local posted time while Logged In showed YOUR local time. Nothing wrong there ..
  10. David has had very little to comment on recently. so try these ... Measurements you (may have) never learned in school. 1 - Ratio of an Igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo pi 2 - 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3 - The time between slipping on a peel and hitting the floor = 1 bananosesond 4 - The weight an Evangelist carries to God = 1 Billigram 5 - Time it takes to sail 220 yards @ 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 6 - 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 light year 7 - 16.5ft into the Twilight Zone = 1 RodStirling 8 - The basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower 9 - The shortest distance between 2 jokes = 1 straight line 10 - 2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomocking birds ............. Part of an original (gathering) so credit to with Bob Conant.
  11. If you think you might be infected, I suggest that you might want to please follow the advice here: Available Assistance for Possibly Infected Computers A malware expert will assist you with looking into your issue.
  12. Agree Micheal, but please look from the users point of view. We had a "reasonable setup" and this is not "better" .......... Also my last post went South ?? where I said "General" and added My views only- Sorry if anybody took any post of mine as being personal, as they were never meant to be : Back in a few days to see if ??
  13. My above quote not only relates to the program, but also to the forum, and presentation. The "reasonably" Simple to Use Forum has gone out the door, so I expect that all of the time wasted here means the Basic MBAM Program is going backwards, as those trying to fix it should be working on the Program Only, not this (soon to be) wasted board. /\ Still Auto Double Spaces, and at least David H Lipman and I agree on something for a change. If you paid for this, you purchased a Lemon .. now make lemonade. The list of Staff and other employed people in that large building must include the talent to fix or make your own Forum, and there are enough examples given. And it needs a TESTING area near the bottom (see Bleeping Computer board) as it will be used quite often by helpers and Experts alike............. Sorry but still not one positive thing to say (except excuses from above) about this. If we started here OK , but this is ?? New Improved ?? (Not). Comments are "General", and not directed to any one person, but, take it as written. Note that I am an older person, but even I can see silly coding / wasted input / useless features / missing features / basics that should have been included / and it is a Lemon - - All views are my personal only -
  14. I am a bit sorry that I posted so much on this topic, but it just seems that what I see as an ideal board and what you have spent money on, are not the same. Just that to me, a forum board is a method of "speaking to", and "helping" your clients in the most organized method. I have already said too much, so you can just sort out any problems, and later tweak it to "a decent" forum Thanks for letting me have a say ...........
  15. Thanks Ron. I may have been playing too long at B.C, but each panel had Report MultiQuote Quote Back to top each panel end. Naturally you use the options given, and as these were given the Report was used quite often (required), and so was Back to Top But we can work to suit the new "plastic version" (My opinion Only) and go along with what is requested. Regards