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MEDICAL ALERT!

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The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called:

W eary

O verload

R ecreational

K iller

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes:

W ork

I solating

N eutralizer

E xtract

and

B othersome

E mployer

E limination

R ebooter

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Trusting you will do the right thing.

P.S. If you have developed immunity from WINE and BEER, then as a last resort, take:

V iral

A ntidote for

C ontagious

A nxiety-

T axing

I ncessant

O verwork

N eurosis) for 2 weeks.

VACATION

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:lol: :lol:

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This needs to be in every workplace so everyone is well informed about it

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Reminds me of that Dihydrogen Monoxided hoax that was going around. Funny.

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:lol:. I will the last resort treatment.

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