For creationists everywhere.. The alternative..

[ShyWriter]

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Compliments of Wiley Miller:

Steve

[noknojon]

Ha, Ha - -

Generally regarded as the "true version" by Scientologists (or whatever they are called)

[DarkSnakeKobra]

That explains a lot.

[ShyWriter]

Ha, Ha - -

Generally regarded as the "true version" by Scientologists (or whatever they are called)

Well; you've got Creationists and Darwinists (evolutionists).. I don't know anything about Scientology except their home office in St. Petersburg, FL, is about 60 miles south of me and they're out to get every penny one owns or can mortgage or borrow.. Ohh, and movie stars galore like Tom Cruise, etc..

Steve

[goldhound]

Well; you've got Creationists and Darwinists (evolutionists).. I don't know anything about Scientology except their home office in St. Petersburg, FL, is about 60 miles south of me and they're out to get every penny one owns or can mortgage or borrow.. Ohh, and movie stars galore like Tom Cruise, etc..

Steve

Evolutionists often lack a sense of humor Steve (wink).........

A Jewish businessman in Chicago decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.

The son said, "Pop,I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I

converted to Christianity."

"Oy, vey,"said the father. "Vot haf I dun?"

He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do.

Jake said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he

also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask

him what we should do." So they went to see the rabbi.

The rabbi said,"Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel. He

also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people?

Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."

The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons

and asked God what to do.

Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven.

The Voice said,"Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel. . . . .

[ShyWriter]

Evolutionists often lack a sense of humor Steve (wink).........

[...]

The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons

and asked God what to do.

Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven.

The Voice said,"Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel. . . . .

Now THAT was a tear-jerking laugh Wayne - good job..

As for evolutionists and their sense of humor I don't know which to consider myself. I believe in a higher being *but* I believe He/She/It created the universe and then threw vast, multitudes of the seeds of life to the four winds (I know; no wind in space) and let nature take its course...

Steve

[goldhound]

I had to pass it on Steve, other folks ribs needed to be sore also

A little humor keeps things from getting boring, in one's life as well as business.

Wayne

[ShyWriter]

I had to pass it on Steve, other folks ribs needed to be sore also

A little humor keeps things from getting boring, in one's life as well as business.

Wayne

Now about those elephant jokes you mentioned??? (G, D and R)

Steve